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John Ashcroft

"I'd love to be able to take all the credit, but it's really Threadgill that is winning the war on terrorism.  Frankly, I haven't a clue who the terrorists are or if they even exist, but my unwavering faith in the all-knowing power of Threadgill will see America through."

 

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